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:: Okaeri Nasai...?
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4:47 pm, 2/22/03
I do apologize for my blogging
absence. I have been having some... eh... health problems, which,
unfortunately, restrict me. Those who need to know what's wrong have
already been notified, so I will refrain from going into detail
here.
I had a question e-mailed to me
recently, regarding my side-bar information. Relating to my song
list, a girl asked me how I, of all people, could like a song whose
title so blatantly insulted homosexuals (read: Faggot, by Mindless Self Indulgence). My response: it's
cute. I don't know how many people have ever
heard MSI, but they're... an interesting group, to say the least. I
once hated them, disgusted by their strange subject matter (read:
Pussy All Night, Bitches,
Faggot, etc.), but Evan
recently corrupted me into actually liking their technotronic, video
game-esque beats and silly melodies. I implore anyone who has a good
sense of humour to download Bitches and
Faggot. Oh, and while listening to Faggot, do try to picture Shuichi from Gravitation bouncing
around. It's cute.
While down and out, I rewatched
Fushigi Yuugi, out of mere boredom. I'm happy to say that I remain
undoubtably in love with that show. However, Chichiri has now been
bumped from my favourite character spot, and Nuriko has moved right
on in, his girlish charms and strange methods capturing my favour
from perhaps his very first appearance. Bizarre, isn't it, how one
can switch preferences so easily... But, such is the case with many
other anime I have watched. Sailor Saturn used to be my favourite
character in Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, but she was kicked from her
throne by Sailor Uranus. Skuld from Ah! Megami-sama took up my
favour, until I rewatched the OVAs. Urd is now the preference.
Why is it that we, as humans, can
switch our opinions so easily? Is it the same for friends? Will I
wake up tomorrow and think, "Well, Pete, it's been a good run, but I
think I'll now consider [insert name here] my most beloved and
precious friend." I surely hope not. Perhaps I'm taking myself too
seriously. Just because my preferences in favourite anime characters
change does not, by any means, make my affections that of ADHD style.
Does it?
With love,
CW
:: On a Bizarre Note...
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5:00 am, 1/26/03
I'm rather bored and frustrated at
the moment. I'm trying to work on this damned story outline, as well
as write an article for Dumpster Kitty. Heh... I was mucking around on the computer for some
divine inspiration, when I came across something rather...
interesting. What you are about to read is an exerpt from an MSN log,
which was pulled from a conversation Pete, CC and I were having.
Beware, and tread lighty. The insanity might very well be
contagious.
CW says:
Once upon a time
there was a lamp named Bob.
CW says:
(Your turn, P-chan!
^^)
Petey says:
Bob was a very old
little lamp, but he still shone brightly for those whom he loved
(^^). But one day, the one that he loved the most...unplugged
him!
CW says:
(What the hell am I
supposed to do with THAT?!)
Petey says:
(why did the person
unplug him? how does Bob feel? is he going to get revenge?...)
CW says:
(Wouldn't he be
dead?)
Petey says:
(...)
CW says:
(-_- New
topic?)
Petey says:
(LOL)
CW says:
Once upon a time
there was a cute bunny named Commander Bun.
Petey says:
He didn't like his
name so one day, he decided to hunt those who had named him.
CW says:
Commander Bun took
up a sharpened carrot as a weapon, and set out on his journey to use
his kung-fu bunny moves on the one who had named him.
Petey says:
He had not traveled
far when he met up with another rabbit, Little Bunny CC!
CW says:
(0.0)
Petey says:
(*rofl*)
CW says:
Little Bunny CC was
a short, cute, pink little bun, who enjoyed hopping around and dating
morons.
Petey says:
(lol)
CC says:
(O.O)
CW says:
(*Snickers.*)
CC says:
(grrr...)
CW says:
(Hehehehe!)
Petey says:
When Little CC saw
Bun, she felt a little tingling in her tummy...she was
TWITTERPATED!
CW says:
(I WILL NOT WRITE
BUNNY SMUT!!! >_<)
Petey says:
(lmao)
CW says:
(NO BUNNY SMUT!!!!
EVER!!!)
CW says:
(I don't like this
story anymore.)
CC says:
(no smut
please)
CW says:
Once upon a time
there was a virgin nun who had sworn herself off sex, or anything
related to.
CW says:
(Smuttify THAT!
=P)
Petey says:
(...)
CW says:
(*ELOE*)
CC says:
(he he)
CW says:
(*Suddenly scared
'cause P-chan hasn't posted yet.*)
Petey says:
She was a stuck up
old prude who would sit and glare at the children, jealous of their
beauty and youth. One day, she let her feelings slip and told the
pastor. The man was very angry, as the nun had broken a commandment.
He then proceded to throw her out of the church, taking her little
penguine suit away as he did so. Ashamed and left with no where to
turn, she ended up on the street corner,
Petey says:
now being mocked by
the children that she had once done so to.
CW says:
(..........)
CW says:
(I hate
you.)
Petey says:
(^^)
CC says:
(wow)
CW says:
So, there was this
chicken, right? And he liked being a celibate little chicken. NOTHING
COULD MAKE HIM HAVE SEX.
CW says:
(Take THAT!)
Petey says:
One day, by process
of elimination, he was chosen to be next on the dinner table.
However, that day the man of the farm had left his wife, enraged by
what she had been doing to the animals. When the little chicken heard
this, he tried running, but his little chicken legs didn't carry him
far. The woman soon caught up with the little guy and did things to
him that would make a cow blush.
Petey says:
(I RULE!)
CW says:
(Eeeeeeeew...)
CC says:
(that's
gross)
And there you are. I do believe
I'll entitle this piece Petey the Pervert.
With love,
CW
:: Stories of the Mind
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6:22 pm, 1/25/03
I promised to write a story for
Evan, based on one of his dreams. I find myself uncomfortably stuck
on the first line. No matter how I try, no opening line will come to
me. Do I begin in first person? Third omniscient? Stream of
consciousness? I am indecisive and bewildered. I suppose he'll just
have to wait... After all, there is no cure for writer's
block.
But, is that true? There are
hundreds of methods, I'm sure, to kick the mind back into creative
rotation, but I have yet to find the solution to this mental
blockage. Watching anime has really never helped; they are merely
windows into ideas, creative endeavours which breed thought but no
words. Music is a common solution, I believe, but no inspiration is
coming to me.
So, what to do? I guess I will
continue to sit here, staring at the outline of this monster with
frustration coursing through my veins. Perhaps I shall complain to
Miss Pete; after all, she's pretty damned used to it at this
point.
With love,
CW
:: How is it That I Feel Old?
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8:34pm, 1/24/03
L33T. W00T. I am lost. What is
this bizarre new internet language, one which mocks me with its
intricate complexity and strange absurdity? I feel that the age of
LOL and BRB has passed, and has been replaced by this distant and
wholly unfamiliar mix of letters and numbers. I've been told that
this new language is, in fact, not new at all. If so, where was I?
Is it merely being used by the younger generation, one which plagues
the internet with such childish words as ish and
whut? I am concerned that illiteracy has begun
sweeping the world with a massive disease of misspelled words and
ugly grammar.
I will continue to feel old,
however, and try my best not to be corrupted by this strange and
alien language. I might have missed an entire generation of internet
jargon, but sorrow for my absence will never take me over.
...what a little hypocrite I am. I
continually use words of Japanese and French origins, though I am far
from fluent in either. Does that make me of a different generation
of strange tongue, or am I merely curious? Nothing can tell, so I
will continue to complain about what I cannot understand.
With love,
CW
:: A New Beginning ::
6:58 pm, 1/23/03
I felt a new blog layout was
necessary. Not that I didn't love the old one, nor do I think any
less of Ana's incredible HTMLing skills, but I grow bored easily.
*Shrug.* Well, here you go. I plan to also have new content...
*Smirk.* Ja matta ne.
With love,
CW
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